GABY CALL ME. WE ARE BUYING OUR TIX NEXT THURSDAY.

I am eating ramen. I am going toVegas. That is all.

I HAVE BROADBAND BITCHES! I now have road runner at my new place, does this mean I'm going to update more often? mmmm no. But i might inspire me to do so.

woah! I guess you guys really DO stop by and visit the ol' website from time to time! I'm not having a nervous breakdown, the truth is, I just wrote that to test Gaby and see if she would finally return my phone call. (it worked) suckaaaaaaaa! j/k Gaby, you know I love you! For all of us who are blessed by the hand of God and know Gaby personally (hahaha) I would like to report that she is in good spirits and is working in the neo-natal pedi-icu at Texas Childrens Hospital in Houston. wow! She takes care of itty bitty premie babies that weigh one pound!!! Thats crazy Gaby, I can't see you doing that, especially not after I let you practice drawing blood on my arm and you left me looking like a heroin junkie. hahaha j/k gibby, I'm sure your nursing is better than your cooking. :P j/k again! My, I'm feeling saucy today! It must be because I'm having a good hair day. Spring break plans have gone to the shitter for me. I was planning on going to Austin, but I wont be going there anymore. :( Maybe I'll end up somewhere exciting like oh I dont know....Seattle? *ahem* hahahaha j/k j/k I really want to go back to Las Vegas, so the end of May will def see us (gaby nepha and I) in sin city partying like the VIP's we are. Foundation Room here we come! Nepha told me Paris Hilton had her 21st b-day party at LIght at the Bellagio. I think thats so crazy that I went to a club that a celebrity went to. You gotta understand, in El Paso there arent any celebrity sightings. Ohhhh although yesterday Ju-Ju and I went to the Sushi Place for lunch and I couldve SWORN i saw Ben Afleck walking down Mesa St. I was like amagawd juju its ben afleck! And he was like yeah whatever more about me. ugh ugh ugh! This was a semi-realistic sighting because Ben is supposed to be filming a movie here about Don Haskins. Speaking of Ben's, Gaby guess who has his own law firm now? Well, not his own per say, but he no longer works at the DA's office. Ben Ivey! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was driving down Mesa yesterday, waiting to get on the freeway, and I was reading the Marquee at the Hal Marcus Gallery and I saw like Ben Ivey and 2 other guys Attorneys at Law. I was like :o!!!! Ok so now onto more relevant things, such as whats been going on since the last update. Lets see.....we went out in las cruces like 2 weeks ago and we went to Farley's and we saw a really cute guy, like bruttally hott abercrombie model looking. He didnt notice us though. Yanar took a pic of some fat girls with their thongs peeking out the back of their jeans (plz send those pics) and then we drove by the hilton to check out the bar there and GUESS WHO WE SAW? Matt! He was walking into work (he works at the hilton now) he looked even buffer than before and he was carrying his big gallo of water. Now that I think of it, he looked cute. :( I dont get how we ever dated, he works out religiously and I'm a big slob. I guess I see where he was coming from when he told me that I should go to the gym and lose the chub. I would want someone with a hot body too if i was him. Oh well. Speaking of hot bodies, I was sick forever! I had a cold that started on valentines day and it progressed into an infection that is still going on present date. Thats almost 3 weeks of being sick! It has sucked sooo bad, but I am staying home and sleeping and resting alot so thats good! yay! What else, Nepha has moved up in the dating world and has snagged herself a real winner! Ju-Ju and I are incredibly jealous y se lo vamos a bajar!!!!!!!! He has his own plane and he flew her out for a date in santa fe! I was like, hey nepha ask him if we can use his plane we'll give him gas money! lol alot!!!! lololololololol Apparently you have to pay the pilot too. How hard can it be? Pull the stick in to go up, push it back to go down, right? I've seen movies, I know how it works! Ok I think thats it for the updates. If I missed anything e-mail me or im me and let me know. Let's all give a big thank you~!!@ to Paulo for being the best host, friend, lover, soulmate, chipmunk, gigalo, 50 cent lover, air force one wearing guy ever! yay Paulo yay! k bye

OMG I am having a nervous breakdown!#@$ Please stand by.....

I MISS YOU GIBBER GABBER!!@~# ****SPECIAL EL PASO UPDATE FOR THE HOUSTON R.N.**** RUIDOSO TRIP There is a trip to ruidoso this weekend that Nepha and I will be attending (and so will Lauren BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN REPLACED....she is taking her car so its convenient, ok?) We're going with Adam (jasons cousin) surprise surprise and it should be good. Theres a bunch of people we dont know going but it should be fun. Which reminds me to call Adam and aks him to take a case of red bull for the vodka. Dont worry Gibby, I wont abuse the red bull and belvidere. And if I do, nepha has permision to slap me in order to put a halt to the drunken behavior. We will also go to the casino and play wheel of fortune and try to replicate my big las vegas win of $40 (fourty) us dollars, with a mere $4 wager. Yes.....life is good. The Date they said would never happen Our two good friends, Nephatire Ortega and Ruben Valenzuela, had a date on Tuesday night. If you recall the night of your graduation party (pictured below) Ruben informed us that he was NOT going to jump up and down just because nepha wasnt with mario anymore and he made it a point to avoid her that night. Nepha said she had no romantic interest in Ruben and that all she wanted was to become "good friends again". Well, he jumped up and down and she became interested because they went to a movie last night. No details on how the date went just yet, but feel free to call her and get the 411 on that. NEW YEARS New years was fun, kindof. We went to Xcape and we had Lauren's friend Martin and the HUngarian doctor buy us royal fucks all night. We drank cheap champagne and we danced in our pointy shoes. Our feet hurt. THE GROUP SHOT I miss you alot gaby! Thank you for being one of the few TRUE friends, even though you punked out on us so many times, I'm glad you did. You graduated and now you're out in the real world saving peoples lives. Granted, Nepha Juju and I had more fun during our time at NMSU, but hey, you're making the big bucks now. hahaha I love you gibby, and remember your friends in el paso. Nepha and I shall go visit so find the hot spots in Houston for us!!!! ****note***** this was a special update for Ms. Gaby Olivas, R.N.