Le Friday Five 1. What food do you like that most people hate? Cheetos with pickle juice and Red Devil hot sauce!!! 2. What food do you hate that most people love? I hate chocolate mints. They make me so sick. But I'm not a picky eater. 3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? Ben Affleck. I think he's one ugly mofo. 4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive? FRED DURST! I have a huge crush on him, I think he's brutally hott! I also dig Jesse James ALOT. 5. What popular trend baffles you? Those Steve Madden high-healed sneakers. I don't get it? Who the hell wants to wear athletic shoes with a stilleto heal and pointy toe? The End.

PAULO I LOVE YOU!!! Thanks to Paulo I have a new home on the net! Isn't he the best for setting this up for me? Thank you thank you thank you Paulo! <3333 This Layout was made by me, It's a rip off from the Juicy Couture site, not really, but kinda sorta. I also made this using css! :O I am so proud of me. It's actually quite easy once you figure it out. It looks great on my computer, i dont know about yours. :D Ok well, I guess Ill go work on some content.....bwahahaha yeah right. Once again....I <3 Paulo!

NEW LAYOUT!!!@##@!!#@$%!~ Thanks to MAX for making this super great layout for me! He even made it so that I can have *gasp* content! hahaha, none of the links work yet, I'll work on em today! meow! DONT FORGET TO BUY ME SOMETHING FOR MY NEW PAD! That is all.

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Hi! I am updating with some breaking news! I am being forced to move out of my home and I am moving out, on my own, in the scary real world for the first time in about 2 weeks! :O Me so scared! I need alot of stuff, actually I need EVERYTHING! So lets cut the crap and get to the point. I work for a non-profit org, I'm poor, and after I pay for rent, I'll be dirt poor! I need some things for my new pad, so here I am, whoring myself out for wishlist items. It's for a good cause though! so click click clickety clack and help a sistah out! What I really need is a bed, so if you got me something like, oh say, the futon, id be your slave for life! No kidding, I'd really do it! I make a damn good slave. meow! PLEASE PLEASE PUH PUH PUH LEAZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! thanks! (ok this is where i stop whoring myself out) :D

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I'M BAAAACK! Thanks GT for being the bestest host ever! <33333 And a special thanks to Jimmy for allowing me to keep my hosting even though I dont meet the new nudity guidelines. hahaha I have a BUTTLOAD of junk to post, so I'll come back later and do it.

According to this I will live to be 87. Isn't that terrible? I don't want to be that old. Anyway, I think I need to do something with the site. Vamp it up, make it cutting edge and interactive. My 2 readers should have a good time when coming here. I know Gaby and Lencho always ask me to update, but they don't realize just what a busy working woman I have become. The world of non-profit is non stop chaos. So between me chatting with Ju-Ju on messenger and eating peanut butter m&m's and drinking coke, I have no time to update. When I'm at home I have episodes of Real World Paris to watch and let's not forget The Look for Less on the Style channel. I love that show! I want to meet Chip and Pepper, they are absolutely amazing! Have you seen the outfits they put together on those limited budgets, not to mention limited time! Pure genius! I think they have their own store in LA somewhere. I've been looking on the web for it, but I haven't found anything. Oh well. I have a really awesome e-mail pal that I "met" under the weirdest circumstance. He is such a genius! He makes me think about the way I want other people to see me, and he always asks me the most interesting questions. Here is a little excerpt (spelling?) from an e-mail he sent me a few days ago that really made me think and then go "hmmm". Hey, we had a discussion with Dr. Drew from Loveline this past weekend and there were some interesting things that were brought up. You should stay away from guys who you are extremely attracted to because they are unhealthy for you. Why? Because the risk is high (the reason girls like the bad boys) which makes them attractive. Yet, you should seek guys that you like but have a healthy balance. It's a combination of excitement from the risks that are involved in the relationship, and experiences of past relationships (such as your father or other relationships). This probably makes no sense to you, but a couple of questions... What type of guys are you extremely attracted to? What type of guy do you wish to marry? Compare the two. I am interested to hear what you think. So I started to compare the type of guy I'm physical attracted to to the kind of guy that I want to marry, and WOW! They are 2 totally different people! I'm sure we all have these ideas of who we want to marry and the hottie you met at the bar last week is hardly marriage material, but you still go for it because you're human and youre retarded. Dr. Drew is so smart! What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Which brings me to another question, what is the dirtiest/funniest/lamest thing you've ever said or heard in bed? I have gotten some really funny answers to this, so don't be such a prude and let me know. If I'm not getting any action I should be able to live vicariously through all of you! And that's all I have to say about that.

I have been neglecting my site for quite some time now. I guess I'm kind of starting to lose interest, that or my life has too much going on for me to dedicate any time to the internet. ANYWAY, this past Saturday was Shibby Gibby's 23rd b-day. My God woman, in 5 years you'll be 28! Hopefully I'll be done with college by then. We met at Grahms Corner, then we all headed out to Cincinnatti street and went to Hemingways and then we went to chilli blues. Gaby tried to do a beer bong at chili blues, but I dont think she quite got the concept of how to take a beer from a beer bong. The following picture shows Gibby's attempt at the beer bong, courtesy of Yanar's phone. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Here's a picture of Ju-Ju, myself, and Matt outside of Hemingways. I love my friends! i love em I love em I love em!

Growing up is such a bitch. The past few weeks have been nothing if not from hell. I have been under an un-real amount of stress and I have been belittled and humiliated. The real world was feeding me a pile of hot shit and it didnt even have the courtesy to use a silver spoon. But now a HUGE weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and although not everything is pretty and pink in my life, I feel alot better now about things. I have to say that the reason I didn't lose my mind in these weeks is because of my friends. They have been so wonderfully suportive in more ways than one. I adore you guys to death! Ju-Ju, Leslie, Nepha, Gaby, Meg, Cesar, Denise, Lencho, Eric, and all the people I talk to online. You've all really made me realize just how much I can give back to the world and you made me smile when I had a mouth full of steaming hot shit. I love you all. My life is by no means in order, but it feels good knowing that I have people around me who love me and care about me so much.

The AC at my house just broke, it's 99 degrees outside.....HELP!

Hi I'm back. If anyone tried calling me at work this past week, please call back, i accidentally deleted all my voicemail now I'm majorly screwed. Dont think i didnt want to call you back, I'm just an idiot. Thanks.

The Papparazzi Found Me~!!#@!!$%! And yes, I was on the clock while I did that. (notice the camera in-hand as i danced away) I love my job. I get paid to act like a total ass! I was thinking about Dave Matthews Band a while ago while I sat here at my desk procrastinating the unreal amounts of work I have and disregarding the August 25th deadline I have to meet for this. I was thinking, man, Dave Matthews Band is pretty damn good. I was thinking about the ride to the concert in Leslie's Truck, where she and I and Aaron and Javi sang along to our favorite Dave songs at the top of our lungs. It was a great feeling to be with other people who like something just as much as you do and dont groan and complain when you pop in the cd in your car. I cant help but feel really happy thinking about that moment in Leslies Truck. I felt good, happy, in place. It's one of those memories that you know you're going to tresure for the rest of your life and look back upon and remeber how good it was to be young. I'm really glad I went. Thanks Pinky. :)

Guess who's Back.... If you guessed Lisa, you're right. :D I hate being outdoors, so I'm glad to be back in my little office on my kick ass computer writing about how much i hate being outdoors. Summer Camp wasnt that bad. Despite the fact that I hurt my ankle. :( The doctor said I tore some ligaments in my ankle, it's so fucked up. It looks absolutely horrifying. I just hope it gets better FAST. I am so pissed of that my ankle looks like this. ughhhhhh i hate you%@#$@!~@$ Anyway I also went to the big D and saw what was possibly the greatest concert ever given by Mister Dave Matthews and his band. It was in-fucking-credible!##@!@ I wish I hadnt been so drunk anc I would remember more, but damn, it was great!!!! I also got to hang out with Leslie which was awesome. She was a most gracious host. She's moving back to El Pisshole so its gonna be great. Her and I laugh so much when we're together. i <3 you Bimbo!!!! anyway, my ankle is hurting, i had to carry some boxes back up to my office from the parking lot, remind me to stop tryng to be so damn tough. :/

I'll be gone for 2 weeks. Its the time of year where i go off to the woods and rough it at summer camp. (i'll also be seeing DMB in dallas) toot toot! Be back next wednesday!

Some people are so fuckin paranoid. You know who you are.

Do you know Frank Sinatra? He's Dead.

Dear Gibber-Gabber, Hi. You suck! Love, Lissey-Wissey I now expect a phone call from you Gibby, asking why you suck, but I'll give you a hint. It starts with "You never answer" and it ends with "your phone!@@" Pinche-Pinche Gaby! I'm not mad anyway, cause I had a huge headache last night and I wouldnt have wanted to go to Tuna's anyway. :P But Nepha says that we're through counting on you for partying purposes, you're not in the club anymore Gabs! Girl Gang no love you! The only way to redeem yourself is if we all take a class together next semester (like Golf) and have fun! Guys, think about it, taking golf would be so fun! Gaby can learn about the game and then you can know what Daniel is talking about! And Nepha, well, Mario isnt a golf guy, but, we can talk shit about people and have yet another professor hate the crap out of us and give us C's in his PE credit class! Remember how fun tennis was? So what do you say girls? Let's all take one for the team and do something together in our last semester at college together. That or we can pledge for some sorority, oh wait, they all hate us. :( We can start our own and let juju be the gay president! I <3 it, MTV will totally pick us up for next season. Anyway, I love life, kinda. July is going to be a great month, I have every weekend for that month booked solid, but maybe I can pencil you in. :P I feel a little crazy in the coconut today. For the people who could care less about the preceeding imaginary conversation I had with my friends, I can talk to you about the new wallet i bought. It's pink, and it has a tan leather strap and its a Lauren by Ralph Lauren wallet. I also bought a bunch of other stuff, but whatever. They have these really cute Coach sandals that I want to get, but I'm debating. I am having Mediterranean for lunch in a while here. That's about it. <3

Hi, I'm still hungover! :D New layout, working on the rest! toot toot beep beep <3

Happy Birthday to me!!! Yesterday was really fun. The gang and I went to Tuna's and had a blast drinking there. Ju-Ju took some pictures so i'll just post those. And that was the night in a nutshell. Some friends and i, going from sober and cute, to drunk and moronic. I love you guys! <3 :P