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*Insert topic here* I have been working like a dog for the last week! It has been beyond crazy at work, tons of stuff to be done, not enough hours in the day, and then theres the fact that I procrastinate till the very last minute. I have a feeling that this Dinner Party tonight is not going to be all that great, and people will be upset. But thats work for ya. At least some of the stress has been lifted. Now onto more exciting news.... That guy I met at Reno's last friday called me! *yay* Well, he's been calling, but I lost his number and I dont have caller ID at home (dont ask) so I get home from work last night and my dad tells me some chris guy and some edgar guy called. So I *69 and sure enough....i get Edgar and I tell him what happened, my friends maid threw away the paper where u wrote ur number down...etc...he didnt really beleive me, but I told him this story was too weird to make up. Anywho...I also had a HUGE scare with my eyes. After they told me i couldnt have the lasik done, the DR told me I had a disease caled keratoconus...which means my corneas are turning intolittle cones and then they'll start ripping and scarring and eventually I'll need a cornea transplant. That scared the shit out of me, and I cried for hours and hours on tuesday. So Gibber Gabber...thats why I was so blah about going to the UTEP bar with u guys and stuff. I'm sorry i was so biznatch-ey, but I thought I was slowly going blind! But I got fited with my contacts and I wont need the cone shaped ones for Keratoconus...she (the dr) told me that it was a very mild case, and she didnt think I would need a cornea transplant untill I'm about 40 or so. So yay me...If anyone has any corneas I can have when I'm ready for the transplant...feel free to contact me! :D

I'm a whore again!! yay me Jeree and I went to Reno on friday....gawd oh gawd we had a fuckin blast!!! We danced all night...we got free beer....and I met a guy. I was to drunk to see his face clearly, but everyone told me he was hot...unless everyone got together and decided to play a cruel and unusual joke on me. I felt like a Juarez Downtown Strip Reno ho'! It was fun to re-live the magic i once had. Dancing...making out...i had to laugh when he tried to lick my boobs...ha. Slutty girls usually laugh when stuff like that happens. This guy was funny, I know that much. He kept on saing "lets make out" and then he says "you're tall, you're pretty and ur hot...youre my kinda girl." I just had to laugh...he kept on saying he needed my number because I was his dream girl. So I go to the pool today and my mom tells me some dood called, and yep it was him. I need to see him on a sober basis...check him out. heh....ok this was lame.

Guess who didn't get lasik???? Fuck Fuck Fuck!!! I knew it!!!! I show up at the Dr's office and they get me all prepped for the surgery, then i see them give valium to the chick next to me, but i dont get any, so I'm like wtf.....Then they call me over to re-measure my cornea, then i sit and wait. Still no valium. Then the re-re-re-remeasure my cornea...and i sit and wait some more...no valium yet either. Then they call me over to the conference room and i KNEW what they were gonna tell me. That I had shitty corneas and that they couldnt lazer-ize my eye. I was ok with this, as long as I got my fuckin contacts back on. My mom on the other hand was crying. Shes the one that made me go see this doctor and made me get the lasik that i never wanted. So when they said "no-can-do", shes the one that needed the valium to chill out. After that she took me to the mall and I got a dress and some pants and some shirts and 2 pairs of shoes and some lunch and some makeup and just anything I wanted because my mom knows that the aure fire way to make me happy is shopping. So maybe I acted a little sadder than I was...hahaha. Well we shop and then we go buy some solution for my contacts and I get home, open up the case...and my fuckin left contact is broken!!!! SHITSHITSHIT!!!! ahhhhhhhh Hey God...I know I'm just a dot in this world have you forgot about me? :( So Ima go bust down the door at the eye doctor tomorrow and tell em its an emergency. I'll prolly just wear my one contact and be cross eyed when i go out and such. Ill wear these piece of mierda glasses in the mean-fuckin-time! Shit! Fuck! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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All my ex's live in Texas.... Yes that is a country song, yech! I despise country music, but I was still @ the Stampede (a country club) on thursday. We were bored out of our minds! Ahhhh what was I thinking when I said that we should go there?? slap me next time I suggest we go there! We got there like at 10:30...it was dead. Then we left at 12:30, but we saw Ruben and John at the door waitin to get in, AND then...we saw Joey Knapp!!! So Lauren almost passed out and we went back in. After that it was allll gravy! We were at the bar right next to the UTEP football guys and I saw this one dude....he be fine! i was like....omg omg omg....and he was standing right behind me, so I'm asking Jeree to push me into him! She didnt! Grrrr Jeree!!! Well then I see Mike and Greg, and Mike and I go off to have a heart to heart, and he tells me that he realized that he will never feel what he felt for me with anyone else and blah blah blah....then he says...be my gf again! haha....i swear, he must have been on crack! I was like.....HELLO!!! Do you not remember how I spent all that time in therapy because of you! ahhh...and then Jeree told me that the guy I liked form the UTEP team was giving me "the eye",but then he stoped because Mike was all over me trying to get me to kiss him!!! what a cockblocker@!!! augh! Then Friday at Reno's it was fun...danced, laughed at the guys that tried to get all freaky and rub their weiners on our bum bum's! Saturday we just lyed out by the pool and tanned! It was a fun weekend! yay Lisa yay

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Osea....ni al caso, guey. OMG...ok, so I'm doing a random search on Yahoo for this store in El Paso called Armoire, and I see this link. This is a web page from my old alma matter, New Mexico State University. I read this and I was crackin up. If you know me, you know I hate the words Frontchi, and Juare�o. I hate them with a passion...grrrrr. But i digress. This article is hilarious, and now I want to go out and do the same thing. The hang outs that this so called "fresa" names are not only ghetto and do not meet 'frontchi" standards, but they are full of "nacos" from El Paso. Then I saw that this was written in 1996. :( Those places were the ish back then. Now its like....La Serata and El Sphinje aka La Piramide and of course Tesguinos and The News. I really want to do an up-dated expose on Fresa culture and compare how times have changed for us. haha....Don't you love it? Simon Guey! A huevo Primos!!! Oushhhhhhhhh! Slap me...Please.

I see London I see France..... I saw a mudda fuckin guy with MC Hammer pants!!! I kid you not, but the MC Hammer pants aren't the best part of what I saw. I should start from the begining. I was driving home today, and I see some jerk in a Harley cut me off. So I speed up next to this guy to give him the "look", and I see that he has these Hammer time pants on. Then I get a better look at him and I see that his haircut isn't quite right. And then it hits me. OHMYGOD! I got cut off by a jerk on a Harley wearing MC Hammer pants that has a mullet!!!!! And then I saw him turn into the country club. I am so blessed to have this man as my neighbor!

What becomes of the broken hearted? I swear, I'm like the queen of mood swings. Whats wrong with me now you ask? Well, I realized that the guy who I thought was my soulmate really isnt into me. :( I dont know for sure, but I just get the feeling that I'm nothing more than a friend. *sigh* ahhh its ok though. Send your pitty my way once more.

:D I'm in a pretty good mood today! Nothing fun happened, but that's ok. I'm actually starting to look forward to whatever if any eye surgery I can get. Sending my mother on guilt trips for making me look like a retard with glasses has its perks! I got her wrapped around my little finger, and I have my little fingers wrapped around her walet! haha! And ohmygosh! I got a postcard in the mail today from Airmoire, their once a year mega sale takes place April 13th!!! yay! i will be getting my check right about then, and I already calles Cesar to let him know!! We're gonna go scope out the store sometime during the week and see what they're going to have on sale. Armoire is the only boutique in El Paso that sells Dolce & Gabbana and Moschino and other designers that you can't get anywhere else in town because El Paso is ghetto. :I Aaaand...the big two-one is less than a month away, so if you want to send any Malibu to me, please do so. I really want to go down to Albuquerque soon and hang out with Lawrence and Dan and drop in and see Mike and Aaron. I miss all those guys soo much. I miss everyone from school! And ohhh last random tid-bit...I saw Chuy and Churros from Psycha on MTV! They were on the spring break queen and king show, like right in the front row. I can't beleive I used to be in love with that guy. Oh wait...I still am. heh Churros if you're reading this....I've loved you since I was a freshman in high school! Let's make out!

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I am one pissed off mofo OMG.....ok, theres something you all should know about me. A few things actually. 1. I refuse to wear these stupid glasses that make me look like a total moron and get the lasik surgery that my freak ass mother is forceing me to get. 2. If you say that you will be returning my phone call at a certain time.....do it, or else don't say anything at all. 3. I refuse to be second best to anything or anyone, so don't humor me and don't try to do me any favors. GRRR. And with that I will let the world know that Lisa isnt someone you want to make sad because she's a cry baby, and she doenst like to cry. :( So please, send your pity and consolation my way, God knows I need it.

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Vamonos a pistear pero ya porfavor...hey hey hey hey! For those of you who don't know spanish, that top part just said "lets go out drinking like now please." I know...it loses something in the translation, but Fat Albert made that song up and now we sing it all the time when we're at a bar or just hanging out. Yesterday was a super busy day. I had a job interview at my hair salon towork as their receptionist. That would be an awesome job since I already know all the wierdo's that work there and all I'd have to do is anwer the phone, set up appointments, and take drinks to the customers. C'mon, who doesnt like sipping on some wine while you get a makeover? Interview was at 10:00 am, got there at 9:45. The flammer who was going to interview me didnt get there till 12 fuckin 30 am! So I better be getting that job, or some sort of consolation prize for waiting on his ass. :/ What happened with the 2 guys from Chicago you ask? Did I continue hanging out with them? Well, yesterday Chris (the non-married one) picked me up and we went over to the apartment while Matt was off buying his wife a new car. Chris is soooo funny, we just kept cracking up all night. Then we went down to Chicos Tacos and had some dinner. If you are ever in El Paso, make sure you come to Chico's Tacos! Then we went back to the apt, and got into the hot tub for a while. I guess after having spent the day with Chris, I kept on seeing that maybe he was cuter than Matt, or maybe the fact that he wasnt married made him seem cuter. Either way, I think we're going to go to Hemingway's and get our drink on tonight. I'll try to get them to go to the Stampede, which is a country club,but theres tons of people there on Thursday, and hey play more hip-hop than country on Thursday nights. Yeh-yay! Have you guys heard the new R. Kelly and Jay-Z cd? R Kelly is a gooooooooood rapper. Smooth. Yeah.

If it seems too good to be true...it probably is. Thats right....as you all may recall from the previous post, I met what seemed to be the perfect guy. Perfect looks, beyond awesome personality, killer smile, oh wait that goes under looks. He was "financially stable" to put it in a mucho-less "gold-digger" fashion, major pimp ride (2002 Navigator) just perfect....or so I thought! What's the catch to this guy? Any guesses? No? Well, turns out he's MARRIED!!!! Fuckin' A, man! I knew this guy was too good to be true. But guess who ended up making out with him either way? I'll give y'all a hint: Stars with an "L" and it ends with a "isa". His marriage is allegedly "over" and he's in the process of getting a divorce, but his wife lives at home. ahem...yeah. Had to carefull not to wear her shoes out by mistake instead of mine. How skanky am I? Am I just a home-wrecker in disguise? It's not really my fault, he led me on, and it wasnt untill his brother told me he was married....but i made out with im anyway. Maybe he was looking for a thrill with a 20 year old...haha or maybe i was looking for one with a 27 year old...hmmmmm. ok ok...so now if you've lost all respect for me I can't say I blame you. I got my fake ID today!!!! yay!!! It's a Mexican drivers licence from my hometown state of Chihuahua (like the dog)! Soooo...I'll be going out with Matt and Chris tonight to celebrate. They leave on Sunday, so I might as well just chill with these guys because despite the fact that one of them is a scum-twat, they're still some fun homies to kick it with. And they offered to fly me up to Chi-Town to visit them in May.....shweet! You guys....you need to click here and go to this website because it is OFFthe HIZZY fo' SHIZZY! And while you're gettin' yo click on, go to My Rome-ey Homies site cuz he's a mad ass mofo and he's gonna make FLASH his BITCH!

Hoodie Hoooooooo!!! OH MY GAWD!!!! I met the hottest guy ever, I mean, EVER! But let me tell you the story. I was babysitting and this little girl was driving me up the wall, when I had the idea to take her to the pool. (She lives in an apartment complex) So she suited up and we walked down there, no one was really there, just 2 guys sun bathing at the other end. I saw them, and I kind of noticed them looking over so I started smiling like an asshole, and I guess it worked because they came over to the hot tub where this kid was splashing in and started up a convo with me. So they ask me where Ilive and I told them what streets I lived by, and they were like, oh well we're new in town, so we're not that familiar. I knew that 2 guys this hot would not be from El Paso, just no way in hell....So after about 2 hrs or so, we all jett off, and just as we were walking, this guy Matt tells me, make sure you bring your bathing suit tomorrow, 2-piece *he winks* *i melt* ahem....so I smile like an asshole again and float back to this kids apt. Next day rolls around and I'm hauling ass trying to her us to the pool, and sure enough the guys were there. They were already out there tanning, and so I just pulled up 2 lounge chairs next to them and sat there. Of course they noticed I wasnt in a bikini, and Matt asked me when I was going to change. They decided to make a little game out of it and started throwing quarters into the pool for the kid to dive in and find. When all the quarters came out, thats when I'd strip down to my bathing suit. So I started paniking, and I was like, oh nooo, what if he thinks i look fat...the usual things that run through a girls mind before she gets in a bikini. I guess he read my mind, because he leaned over and said "Lisa, if it makes you feel any better, Chris and I already thinkn your body is off the hook. *he winks again*" *I turn into mush* We ended uip in the hot tub for about 5 hrs that day, just sitting in there, talking, having some tecates (mine was in a Sonic cup, can't have the baby sitter drinking) Well this little girl that I'm sitting for decided to blurt out to them both that I thought they were hotties...aughh. And then she starts asking them if they "like me", and I'm just looking at her like I want to strangle her! So some other kids show up and they all jump into the pool and we stayed in the hot tub, and that my friends, is where things got interesting. *sigh* ahh ok...well They ended up asking me out that day to go out with them that night and I said yes, but when 9:30 rolled around I was too pooped to go anywhere. Whos a dumbass? I am! I am! They called me again last night, and I wasnt home. :( I went to the Briar Patch with fat albert and Ju-ju at about 5 pm and I got trashed and watched some random gay guy dance like Madonna. I love going to gay bars and hanging out with gay guys....they crack me up. Then we went to some parties on the east side of town...yuck. I dont know why everybody says that rich, snobby people live on the west side. I think the east side is just...ghetto. (sorry) And these parties proved it. Yuck..... Major spanks to Carlo for being such a badass and giving me a plug. :)