I HAVE BROADBAND BITCHES! I now have road runner at my new place, does this mean I'm going to update more often? mmmm no. But i might inspire me to do so.

woah! I guess you guys really DO stop by and visit the ol' website from time to time! I'm not having a nervous breakdown, the truth is, I just wrote that to test Gaby and see if she would finally return my phone call. (it worked) suckaaaaaaaa! j/k Gaby, you know I love you! For all of us who are blessed by the hand of God and know Gaby personally (hahaha) I would like to report that she is in good spirits and is working in the neo-natal pedi-icu at Texas Childrens Hospital in Houston. wow! She takes care of itty bitty premie babies that weigh one pound!!! Thats crazy Gaby, I can't see you doing that, especially not after I let you practice drawing blood on my arm and you left me looking like a heroin junkie. hahaha j/k gibby, I'm sure your nursing is better than your cooking. :P j/k again! My, I'm feeling saucy today! It must be because I'm having a good hair day. Spring break plans have gone to the shitter for me. I was planning on going to Austin, but I wont be going there anymore. :( Maybe I'll end up somewhere exciting like oh I dont know....Seattle? *ahem* hahahaha j/k j/k I really want to go back to Las Vegas, so the end of May will def see us (gaby nepha and I) in sin city partying like the VIP's we are. Foundation Room here we come! Nepha told me Paris Hilton had her 21st b-day party at LIght at the Bellagio. I think thats so crazy that I went to a club that a celebrity went to. You gotta understand, in El Paso there arent any celebrity sightings. Ohhhh although yesterday Ju-Ju and I went to the Sushi Place for lunch and I couldve SWORN i saw Ben Afleck walking down Mesa St. I was like amagawd juju its ben afleck! And he was like yeah whatever more about me. ugh ugh ugh! This was a semi-realistic sighting because Ben is supposed to be filming a movie here about Don Haskins. Speaking of Ben's, Gaby guess who has his own law firm now? Well, not his own per say, but he no longer works at the DA's office. Ben Ivey! ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I was driving down Mesa yesterday, waiting to get on the freeway, and I was reading the Marquee at the Hal Marcus Gallery and I saw like Ben Ivey and 2 other guys Attorneys at Law. I was like :o!!!! Ok so now onto more relevant things, such as whats been going on since the last update. Lets see.....we went out in las cruces like 2 weeks ago and we went to Farley's and we saw a really cute guy, like bruttally hott abercrombie model looking. He didnt notice us though. Yanar took a pic of some fat girls with their thongs peeking out the back of their jeans (plz send those pics) and then we drove by the hilton to check out the bar there and GUESS WHO WE SAW? Matt! He was walking into work (he works at the hilton now) he looked even buffer than before and he was carrying his big gallo of water. Now that I think of it, he looked cute. :( I dont get how we ever dated, he works out religiously and I'm a big slob. I guess I see where he was coming from when he told me that I should go to the gym and lose the chub. I would want someone with a hot body too if i was him. Oh well. Speaking of hot bodies, I was sick forever! I had a cold that started on valentines day and it progressed into an infection that is still going on present date. Thats almost 3 weeks of being sick! It has sucked sooo bad, but I am staying home and sleeping and resting alot so thats good! yay! What else, Nepha has moved up in the dating world and has snagged herself a real winner! Ju-Ju and I are incredibly jealous y se lo vamos a bajar!!!!!!!! He has his own plane and he flew her out for a date in santa fe! I was like, hey nepha ask him if we can use his plane we'll give him gas money! lol alot!!!! lololololololol Apparently you have to pay the pilot too. How hard can it be? Pull the stick in to go up, push it back to go down, right? I've seen movies, I know how it works! Ok I think thats it for the updates. If I missed anything e-mail me or im me and let me know. Let's all give a big thank you~!!@ to Paulo for being the best host, friend, lover, soulmate, chipmunk, gigalo, 50 cent lover, air force one wearing guy ever! yay Paulo yay! k bye

OMG I am having a nervous breakdown!#@$ Please stand by.....

I MISS YOU GIBBER GABBER!!@~# ****SPECIAL EL PASO UPDATE FOR THE HOUSTON R.N.**** RUIDOSO TRIP There is a trip to ruidoso this weekend that Nepha and I will be attending (and so will Lauren BUT YOU HAVE NOT BEEN REPLACED....she is taking her car so its convenient, ok?) We're going with Adam (jasons cousin) surprise surprise and it should be good. Theres a bunch of people we dont know going but it should be fun. Which reminds me to call Adam and aks him to take a case of red bull for the vodka. Dont worry Gibby, I wont abuse the red bull and belvidere. And if I do, nepha has permision to slap me in order to put a halt to the drunken behavior. We will also go to the casino and play wheel of fortune and try to replicate my big las vegas win of $40 (fourty) us dollars, with a mere $4 wager. Yes.....life is good. The Date they said would never happen Our two good friends, Nephatire Ortega and Ruben Valenzuela, had a date on Tuesday night. If you recall the night of your graduation party (pictured below) Ruben informed us that he was NOT going to jump up and down just because nepha wasnt with mario anymore and he made it a point to avoid her that night. Nepha said she had no romantic interest in Ruben and that all she wanted was to become "good friends again". Well, he jumped up and down and she became interested because they went to a movie last night. No details on how the date went just yet, but feel free to call her and get the 411 on that. NEW YEARS New years was fun, kindof. We went to Xcape and we had Lauren's friend Martin and the HUngarian doctor buy us royal fucks all night. We drank cheap champagne and we danced in our pointy shoes. Our feet hurt. THE GROUP SHOT I miss you alot gaby! Thank you for being one of the few TRUE friends, even though you punked out on us so many times, I'm glad you did. You graduated and now you're out in the real world saving peoples lives. Granted, Nepha Juju and I had more fun during our time at NMSU, but hey, you're making the big bucks now. hahaha I love you gibby, and remember your friends in el paso. Nepha and I shall go visit so find the hot spots in Houston for us!!!! ****note***** this was a special update for Ms. Gaby Olivas, R.N.

So another Christmas has come and gone, and I can't say I really noticed it. Am I kturning cold and oblivious to things around me? God forbid. I am however turning smart and watching out for my own personal well being more. Friday I spent the entire day with lauren. We had lunch at chili's, we went to best buy and to the mall, we took a nap at her place, then we came to my houce to get my stuff and back to her place to get ready to go out. Her friends mrtin adn Andrew picked us up and we went down to the 02. It was awesome, Lauren and I are both 5'11" and shes a gorgeous blonde so we're both tall and when we walk in all eyes are on us. We justlaughed and we danced around and had a good time. I saw Adam and joe there and joe was trying to get all up on me. He fed me all this omg i really like you blah blah, youre so sexy, you smell so good, youre amazing. And i said, Joe, if I was all of this, why didnt you call me??? he gave me some lame response about adam telling him to back off. Adam is Jasons cousin, wouldnt Adam be the one to back off since I DATED HIS COUSIN!? hello?!?!? But anyway, Joe kept trying to kiss me and it felt really good to turn him down and say no. He is cute, but I was glad that i was able to stand up for myself and not give in to his bullshit. Then after the bar closed we were all outside and all of a sudden I hear "Lisaaaa lisaaaa this is God speaking! Come to me my child!" So i start to freak out and wonder just how drunk I was, then I see Rudy and Sam and George there and they start to crack up. They invited me to go downtown with them to the ER for after hours, but of course i didnt go. Then I get Sam calling my cell phone asking me out ona date for sat night. So i was like Sam, i'm mikes ex gf! Hes like, mike wont mind! Bullshit, i dont know whats up with my ex bf's friends wanting to get with me. It was a weird night. Then Lauren and i go back to her place and attempt to pass out, and her phone rings off the hook with guys wanting to come over, and lauren being as drunk as she was kept saying I'm in bed with Lisaaaaaaaaa my loverrrrrrr, so of course the guys were like oooooh tell me more. Then my cell phone starts ringing and i was like....what the hell is this?! It was one crazy night. I cant wait for new years, I hope to spend it with my friends and people I really care about! Maybe by then I will have moved out of my house and in with lauren! Wish me luck!

Good Lord, I feel shitty right now. I don't know if it has anything to do with the amount of liqour and beer and wine i've consumed in the past week, but something needs to be done about it. This week has been a week of epiphanies and I've seen things that I had been blind to and I know more about myself and the person I want to be "when I grow the fuck up". What do I mean by that? Let me bore you while I elaborate on that. I am hot. That's just a fact of life and both you and I know this. I am a sweet, nice, good looking, funny, crazy, sexy, noble, overall amazing chick. Most people just know that I'm cute, because that's all they see. I found out that it's totally my fault because that is the image I give off of me. I dress in hoochie mama tops or a skirt and people say woah, shes hot and skanky, break me off a peice of that. Now, I dont mind the compliments or the stares or the comments. I love attention, who doesnt, right? Well now I started to feel like I would much rather get attention for my awesome personality. I'm sick of people not wanting to take a deeper look and get to know me as a person. Agreed, I am fully responisble for this and I dont have to put up with it if I dont want to. Which is why I've decided to just give up on humanity. I have friends (but thats another epiphany) who do know me and who do love me, and its not based on looks or how good I make you look in front of your buddies. Their love is sincere and unconditional and I know they wont stop speaking to me if I look fat in my new jeans. So to any and all males who are only interested in me sexualy, i'd like to salute you with something we call "the deuce". The second epiphany I've reached is one of friendship. Some of you guys stink as friends. Leslie for one, has dissapointed me more than I ever though possible. I think it's the fact that she moved to Dallas 1 week after highschool graduation and dropped out of UNT 1/2 way through the first semester. She moved to Dallas with her boyfriend Chuck, who became her fiancee, who she later brok eup with but remained roomates with. Leslie didnt really make any friends in Dallas and I would hear about this when we talked on the phone. Finally she moved back to El Paso and I was excited and hoping things would be fun, but I feel like she's still stuck in highschool. Maybe she didnt mature the way the rest of us have because she missed college and now shes being an idiot because of it. I had tried calling several times and been unsuccessful, she sent me a x-mas card and I finally got ahold of her on sunday and I explained how I thought our friendship was shitty and we should try to work on it. Her reply: She has a new boyfriend and right now all she wants to do is focus on him. She didnt have fun going out with me and the girls and she would rather not go out with us again, but I KNOW that I can call her anytime I need a friend. right. For Leslie's sake, I hope she marry's this guy and I hope they last forever because I feel incredibly betrayed by her. What the hell is your problem when your best friend from highschool calls you to try to save your friendship and get close to you again and you come out with some, sorry but my boyfriend means more to me than you bullshit? It makes me sick just thinking about it. So whats my point? I've learned that theres things about myself that I need to change if I want my value as a human being to be based on my actions and acheivements rather than my T&A. I've learned that the word friend holds alot of meaning and power and if you can count your real friends on one hand, then you're a lucky person.

GET WELL SOON P-DAWG PLAYA FO SHIZLLE MY NIZZLE OFF THE HIZZLEEY-AY-YO-YIPPY-YAY WITH DA ERRRR FORCE ONEZ CAUSE DAYUM BOY I BE'Z LOVING YOU LIKE A FAT KID LOVES CAKE. werd. Now that I got all that out of my system, I'd like to say that I feel sad. I shouldnt feel sad because I went shopping on friday and I partied like a rock star (a COOL rock star, not the lame one Paulo turns into when hes all crunk) and I had alot of fun, so WHY AM I BUMMED NOW!? Maybe I turned into an alcoholic and my body is going through withdrawl. I swear, there was NOTHING to drink in that cabin that wasnt alcoholic. I just wanted some water, but I wsnt about to drink tap water. :( I had beer for breakfast (corona) Wine for lunch (Pinoit Noir) Red Bull and Vodka for Diner And sensible snacking on 3-D cool ranch doritos, hornitos, dos xx, bud light and michelobe ultra. I tried new things (oatmeal stout, pale ale, arrogant bastard, red sail and some other beer I cant think of) It was ridiculous, but I had a blast! It wouldve been a little better had I not been the only girl there, but I'm always down to hang with the boys and I love it. They always take care of me and scare off assholes who try to hit on me. hahaha Now I'm back in my office, back at work, and all I can think is, fuck, I want a beer. ****edit**** I got off my ass and added comments, so get crazy and comment!

Le Friday Five 1. What food do you like that most people hate? Cheetos with pickle juice and Red Devil hot sauce!!! 2. What food do you hate that most people love? I hate chocolate mints. They make me so sick. But I'm not a picky eater. 3. What famous person, whom many people may find attractive, is most unappealing to you? Ben Affleck. I think he's one ugly mofo. 4. What famous person, whom many people may find unappealing, do you find attractive? FRED DURST! I have a huge crush on him, I think he's brutally hott! I also dig Jesse James ALOT. 5. What popular trend baffles you? Those Steve Madden high-healed sneakers. I don't get it? Who the hell wants to wear athletic shoes with a stilleto heal and pointy toe? The End.

PAULO I LOVE YOU!!! Thanks to Paulo I have a new home on the net! Isn't he the best for setting this up for me? Thank you thank you thank you Paulo! <3333 This Layout was made by me, It's a rip off from the Juicy Couture site, not really, but kinda sorta. I also made this using css! :O I am so proud of me. It's actually quite easy once you figure it out. It looks great on my computer, i dont know about yours. :D Ok well, I guess Ill go work on some content.....bwahahaha yeah right. Once again....I <3 Paulo!

NEW LAYOUT!!!@##@!!#@$%!~ Thanks to MAX for making this super great layout for me! He even made it so that I can have *gasp* content! hahaha, none of the links work yet, I'll work on em today! meow! DONT FORGET TO BUY ME SOMETHING FOR MY NEW PAD! That is all.

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Hi! I am updating with some breaking news! I am being forced to move out of my home and I am moving out, on my own, in the scary real world for the first time in about 2 weeks! :O Me so scared! I need alot of stuff, actually I need EVERYTHING! So lets cut the crap and get to the point. I work for a non-profit org, I'm poor, and after I pay for rent, I'll be dirt poor! I need some things for my new pad, so here I am, whoring myself out for wishlist items. It's for a good cause though! so click click clickety clack and help a sistah out! What I really need is a bed, so if you got me something like, oh say, the futon, id be your slave for life! No kidding, I'd really do it! I make a damn good slave. meow! PLEASE PLEASE PUH PUH PUH LEAZEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!! thanks! (ok this is where i stop whoring myself out) :D

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I'M BAAAACK! Thanks GT for being the bestest host ever! <33333 And a special thanks to Jimmy for allowing me to keep my hosting even though I dont meet the new nudity guidelines. hahaha I have a BUTTLOAD of junk to post, so I'll come back later and do it.

According to this I will live to be 87. Isn't that terrible? I don't want to be that old. Anyway, I think I need to do something with the site. Vamp it up, make it cutting edge and interactive. My 2 readers should have a good time when coming here. I know Gaby and Lencho always ask me to update, but they don't realize just what a busy working woman I have become. The world of non-profit is non stop chaos. So between me chatting with Ju-Ju on messenger and eating peanut butter m&m's and drinking coke, I have no time to update. When I'm at home I have episodes of Real World Paris to watch and let's not forget The Look for Less on the Style channel. I love that show! I want to meet Chip and Pepper, they are absolutely amazing! Have you seen the outfits they put together on those limited budgets, not to mention limited time! Pure genius! I think they have their own store in LA somewhere. I've been looking on the web for it, but I haven't found anything. Oh well. I have a really awesome e-mail pal that I "met" under the weirdest circumstance. He is such a genius! He makes me think about the way I want other people to see me, and he always asks me the most interesting questions. Here is a little excerpt (spelling?) from an e-mail he sent me a few days ago that really made me think and then go "hmmm". Hey, we had a discussion with Dr. Drew from Loveline this past weekend and there were some interesting things that were brought up. You should stay away from guys who you are extremely attracted to because they are unhealthy for you. Why? Because the risk is high (the reason girls like the bad boys) which makes them attractive. Yet, you should seek guys that you like but have a healthy balance. It's a combination of excitement from the risks that are involved in the relationship, and experiences of past relationships (such as your father or other relationships). This probably makes no sense to you, but a couple of questions... What type of guys are you extremely attracted to? What type of guy do you wish to marry? Compare the two. I am interested to hear what you think. So I started to compare the type of guy I'm physical attracted to to the kind of guy that I want to marry, and WOW! They are 2 totally different people! I'm sure we all have these ideas of who we want to marry and the hottie you met at the bar last week is hardly marriage material, but you still go for it because you're human and youre retarded. Dr. Drew is so smart! What do you think? Let me know in the comments. Which brings me to another question, what is the dirtiest/funniest/lamest thing you've ever said or heard in bed? I have gotten some really funny answers to this, so don't be such a prude and let me know. If I'm not getting any action I should be able to live vicariously through all of you! And that's all I have to say about that.

I have been neglecting my site for quite some time now. I guess I'm kind of starting to lose interest, that or my life has too much going on for me to dedicate any time to the internet. ANYWAY, this past Saturday was Shibby Gibby's 23rd b-day. My God woman, in 5 years you'll be 28! Hopefully I'll be done with college by then. We met at Grahms Corner, then we all headed out to Cincinnatti street and went to Hemingways and then we went to chilli blues. Gaby tried to do a beer bong at chili blues, but I dont think she quite got the concept of how to take a beer from a beer bong. The following picture shows Gibby's attempt at the beer bong, courtesy of Yanar's phone. hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Here's a picture of Ju-Ju, myself, and Matt outside of Hemingways. I love my friends! i love em I love em I love em!

Growing up is such a bitch. The past few weeks have been nothing if not from hell. I have been under an un-real amount of stress and I have been belittled and humiliated. The real world was feeding me a pile of hot shit and it didnt even have the courtesy to use a silver spoon. But now a HUGE weight has been lifted off my shoulders, and although not everything is pretty and pink in my life, I feel alot better now about things. I have to say that the reason I didn't lose my mind in these weeks is because of my friends. They have been so wonderfully suportive in more ways than one. I adore you guys to death! Ju-Ju, Leslie, Nepha, Gaby, Meg, Cesar, Denise, Lencho, Eric, and all the people I talk to online. You've all really made me realize just how much I can give back to the world and you made me smile when I had a mouth full of steaming hot shit. I love you all. My life is by no means in order, but it feels good knowing that I have people around me who love me and care about me so much.

The AC at my house just broke, it's 99 degrees outside.....HELP!

Hi I'm back. If anyone tried calling me at work this past week, please call back, i accidentally deleted all my voicemail now I'm majorly screwed. Dont think i didnt want to call you back, I'm just an idiot. Thanks.

The Papparazzi Found Me~!!#@!!$%! And yes, I was on the clock while I did that. (notice the camera in-hand as i danced away) I love my job. I get paid to act like a total ass! I was thinking about Dave Matthews Band a while ago while I sat here at my desk procrastinating the unreal amounts of work I have and disregarding the August 25th deadline I have to meet for this. I was thinking, man, Dave Matthews Band is pretty damn good. I was thinking about the ride to the concert in Leslie's Truck, where she and I and Aaron and Javi sang along to our favorite Dave songs at the top of our lungs. It was a great feeling to be with other people who like something just as much as you do and dont groan and complain when you pop in the cd in your car. I cant help but feel really happy thinking about that moment in Leslies Truck. I felt good, happy, in place. It's one of those memories that you know you're going to tresure for the rest of your life and look back upon and remeber how good it was to be young. I'm really glad I went. Thanks Pinky. :)